God Bless American Awesomeness
As an American, its my duty to help the world, sending money to Africa, UN peacekeeping missions and generally leading the world a more superior culture, we do this because we are nice people. We do this for self-less reasons, its not for oil, money, expansion of our GDP, or global domination, we do it because we are nice. Totally awesome and nice people.
I would like to do my part and help the rest of the world get to know us Americans in all our awesomeness. So thats why I’m taking some self-less time out to share our awesomeness to all those our there who want to meet an American, live in America, visit America or just even brush with awesomeness in anyway whatsoever.