God Bless American Awesomeness

We Love Brands

As the most advanced communicators on the face of this planet, we express our awesomeness in so many ways. One of the most subliminal is how we consume. If the … Continue reading

September 5, 2012 · Leave a comment

We Love Mexico

We love mexico like the Israelis love Iran. It’s true. Ask any self-respecting American about visiting our neighbouring country, we will use very strong words and alarmed expressions to warn … Continue reading

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We love Geography

Total Proof of Awesomeness

We Americans are awesome for our intellectual prowess and grasp of global issues. At the very basis of our understanding of the world is the fundamental lessons in geography that we learn from a very young age. It’s clear to me as it should be to every American on the planet that our collective IQ way ahead of all other countries. But when it comes to geography, we are totally off the charts.

While its true that only 90% of American citizens could accurately name every country and capital in the world succinctly and accurately, 100% of us can draw the world map. (see below)



And, if there is any debate about our supreme knowledge of geography, I would like to still any naysayers with the following video evidence.




September 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

We Love Guns

We Americans are totally awesome because we love guns. We have no idea that other citizens of the world live without guns or shooting in their places of work, schools … Continue reading

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We Love Helping the World

As an American, its my duty to help the world, sending money to Africa, UN peacekeeping missions and generally leading the world a more superior culture, we do this because … Continue reading

September 3, 2012 · 1 Comment